Werewolf Avoidance Technique

I have some good news for those suffering from an overabundance of werewolves in their lives. I was recently told by a reliable source that it is very unlikely to find werewolves working as proctologists. Apparently it’s difficult to keep their identity a secret with all those full moons. So if you’re worried about werewolves, try to develop some serious hemorrhoids or find some other reason to hang out at the local proctology clinic.

On second thought, maybe you could go as a totally healthy patient. Those proctologists probably see some really gross things on a daily basis, so they might appreciate a nice clean specimen of healthy hind-end, once in a while. It’s probably pretty rare that somebody limps into their office exclaiming, “Doc, I’ve got a bad case of healthy bum!”