This isn't meant to be a place for profound punditry. It's simply a way to laugh at the world.
Because the best things in life are those that make you squirt milk out your nose.* Especially when somebody else has to clean it up. And double especially when you are wearing an old shirt that's already stained from a previous blow-out.
*The author does not claim the ability to make people squirt milk out their nose. Neither does he promote the use of milk as a nasal decongestant, analgesic, prophylactic, lactic acid, lactose allergy inducer or rust remover. Any and all uses of milk in the reader's nasal passages are done at the reader's own risk. The author will take no responsibility for milk-related accidents.**
**The author retains the right to cause readers to blow Kool-aid out their noses.
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